ceemac

Shake It Baby...
Buying vs Hiring
This is an old topic now, but amusing.....

Buying

The maths on the Paul McCartney-heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their five-year relationship, it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

Hiring

On the other hand, then New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour ... For anything!

Conclusion

If Paul McCartney had "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for five years -- a $41.7 million savings! Value-added benefits are: a 22-year-old hot babe with two legs, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or "honey-do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked -- all at one-seventh the cost. And NO legal fees!


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jcrian

Member
Buying vs Hiring
Ah yes, but there is more to life than just sex..............as my wife keeps telling me :dance:
 

pineapple1

I Love Kleopatra Beach !
Buying vs Hiring
Nice one ...... if thats the case think i'll take up hooking i'll charge 1 quarter as i'm past my selll by date .... But many a good tune played on an old fiddle . Have you got pauls number by any chance ......?????
 
Buying vs Hiring
Conclusion

If Paul McCartney had "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for five years -- a $41.7 million savings! Value-added benefits are: a 22-year-old hot babe with two legs, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or "honey-do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked -- all at one-seventh the cost. And NO legal fees!


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And I should imagine she eats meat!:animation
 

Alan Fidler

Ceteris paribus
Buying vs Hiring
Didn't Heather Mills have a "Ticket to ride..?"
Or was it her "Norwegian Wood"-en leg that did it for him..?
 

pineapple1

I Love Kleopatra Beach !
Buying vs Hiring
Did he have to screw that for her Alan ? me thinks it was because she looked so simlar to His 1st wife linda .... Someone should have told him You dont look at the mantlepiece while your pokeing the fire ! But as they say if theres snow on the roof theres no fire in the hearth !
ha ha ha Diane
 
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PASH

Member
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I thought Heather Mills was a hooker, unfortunately, Paul just paid more for her services!
 
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Alan Fidler

Ceteris paribus
Buying vs Hiring
One would question Paul's sanity...
To have married a one legged ex hooker and porn star,deceased wife look alike, who then ( in Diane's words ) screwed him for 49 million.
Heather Mills knew what she was doing... she played a game with an old man who was looking for someone to replace Linda and she won... taking him for more money than most ordinary people could dream about and in the process tried to drag him through the dirt and not only embarrass him but destroy him in the public eye.
One very expensive whore who i would have asked for change from a fiver.

Alan.
 
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