Brand Name Condoms

[ceemac]

Can you imagine if these companies produced condoms....

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Camelot Condoms: It might be you

KFC Condoms: Finger Lickin Good

Coca Cola Condoms Always the real thing

Nokia Condoms: Connecting people

Heinz Condoms: 57 Varieties

Burger King Condoms: Have it your way

Whiskas Condoms: 8 out of 10 cats prefer it

Pinkerton's Condoms: We never sleep

Maxwell House Condoms: Tastes as good as it smells

Martini Condoms: Anytime, anyplace, anywhere

M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hand

Kelloggs Condoms: They're g-r-reat

Gillette Condoms: The best a man can get

Esso Condoms: Put a tiger in your tank

DHL Condoms: We keep your promises

L'oreal Condoms: Cos you're worth it

Jaguar Condoms: Born to perform

Amex Condoms: Don't leave home without it

Camel Condoms: I'd walk a mile for a camel

Capital One Condoms: What's in your wallet


I'm quite sure you lot will come up with some crackers yourselves.......


C

 

[KKOB]

McDonalds Condoms - Would you like to go large ?

 

[pineapple1]

Cadburys roses .........Because they Grow On You ........Diane

 

[Sunny Seasider]

Another one - Maltesers - becasue they melt in the mouth, not in the hand

 

[Yalides]

Another one - Maltesers - becasue they melt in the mouth, not in the hand

:lol:

 

[martin m]

Hi c
Martini condoms-anytime any place anywhere
martin

 

[Sunny Seasider]

This is cute

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpswiH_Vkes&NR=1]YouTube - Maltesers Wide Mouthed Frog[/ame]

 

[crystalclear]

you missed one hehe!!

Polo the one with the hole innnnnnnnn !!! ooooops

Crystalclear

 

[Sunny Seasider]

you missed one hehe!!

Polo the one with the hole innnnnnnnn !!! ooooops

Crystalclear

Whoooops, Hallo Daddy, lol

 

[Yalides]

Whoooops, Hallo Daddy, lol

:95im:

 

[Kirpi]

You missed a real one. Jiffy condoms were available in the UK in the 80's. As part of their promotional effort they distributed sweat shirts with the slogan "Real men come in a jiffy". Sadly the company went bust.

:95im:

 

[Saoirse]

Ice Cream Van Condoms "Buy Me and Stop One!"

 

[Kirpi]

You missed a real one. Jiffy condoms were available in the UK in the 80's. As part of their promotional effort they distributed sweat shirts with the slogan "Real men come in a jiffy". Sadly the company went bust.

:95im:

My memory only works in bursts! This was about the same time that Richard Branson tried to get into the business with "Virgin" condoms. Now there is a contradiction in terms.

 

[dennis56]

I have led a very shelted life so i don't understand.:baby:

 

[billjack]

Just a few more!

Tango... You know when you've been tango'd

Heineken.....Refreshers the parts others cannot reach

Clairol.........Does she or dosen't she?

Avis......We try harder.

Volkswagon.....Think small

Cambells soup.......M'm M'm Good!

Kellogs...... snap, crackle, POP!

Milk..........Full of natural goodness

Milk..........From contented cows!

Horlicks..........Guards against night starvtion

Sony.......You never had it so good

My favourite!!

Stanley Tools...Helps you do it right