Birthday riddle

[Saoirse]

Tis the big girls bday today with my own exactly a week later

Now I tried to point out to her that our substantial age difference- is reduced by a complete year for all of this week, technically meaning she is catching up to my age

As maybe it's down to my maths being weak but when I put that case to her this morning I got a look that would cut steel and silent treatment since

Can anyone point out where my calculations have went wrong and caused this domestic turbulence in the Saoirse household

 

[IbrahimAbi]

Twill probably calm down after a few gins. If it doesn't pour a couple for her too!

 

[SLEEPY]

I don't think a life time of having to put up with him can be cured with a few gins...
She needs prayers ..lots of them.

 

[Saoirse]

Twill probably calm down after a few gins. If it doesn't pour a couple for her too!

Unfortunately she neither drinks nor smokes

 

[Tenpin]

Prayers won't work.....unless part of an exorcism.

 

[SLEEPY]

Saint Jude was the default man for lost causes

 

[yalimart]

I feel her anger, when I woke up on New Years Day morning aged 62, my child bride, instead of the customary Happy New Year said to me you are 64 next year and proceeded to sing the song. I still haven't recovered !
Happy birthday to her from a fellow victim !

 

[enoch]

Tis the big girls bday today with my own exactly a week later

Now I tried to point out to her that our substantial age difference- is reduced by a complete year for all of this week, technically meaning she is catching up to my age

As maybe it's down to my maths being weak but when I put that case to her this morning I got a look that would cut steel and silent treatment since

Can anyone point out where my calculations have went wrong and caused this domestic turbulence in the Saoirse household

You opened your big mouth.

 

[SLEEPY]

Was she surprised to get the TLF T-shirt and Mug again this year ?

 

[IbrahimAbi]

Was she surprised to get the TLF T-shirt and Mug again this year ?

She has lived with the TLF mug for 30 years! The T-shirt came from a washing line.

 

[mollag]

The Spanish have the best word for age, cumpleaños, ----completed years,

 

[429nufc]

Even better is "Jubilados" ! Very onomatopoeic