Bilingual Jokes

[cigliboy]

I have been practising my morse code, under a mulberry tree. Dut Dut Dut, dash dash dash

There is a posh shop in Mavisehir called Massimo Dutti.....Maxwell Mulberry !!

 

[IbrahimAbi]

I was looking a 5XL shirt in Migros today. I though to myself that will fit a big 'boy'

 

[cigliboy]

Religious holiday packages are all the rage in Turkiye now,with special deals to tempt people. There is a Bayram get one free offer.

 

[IbrahimAbi]

It's the 4th time my water has been cut off this week. If this continues I am going to 'sue' the water company

 

[IbrahimAbi]

Geoff's wife is not allergic to walnuts. Geoff is

 

[IbrahimAbi]

Someone stole my neighbour's knickers off her washing line last night. people are accusing ME, Ivor Don.

 

[IbrahimAbi]

I bought a new axe yesterday at koçtaş, it is quite small but really well balanced and sharp. All in all, it is a 'little belter'

 

[cigliboy]

Our local bottle store had a big delivery from Efes,the driver was a trainee and spent ages trying to get out onto the road again. I thought "he can't bakkalorry out"....

 

[IbrahimAbi]

Our local bottle store had a big delivery from Efes,the driver was a trainee and spent ages trying to get out onto the road again. I thought "he can't bakkalorry out"....

He needs to Tekel leaf out of my book.

 

[cigliboy]

I needed a typed official document for the goc idaresi in Konak,so I went to our local noter in downtown Cigli,their printer broke down,so another was set up,still it didn't work... chaos ensued....I thought "you couldn't mektup if you tried "

 

[IbrahimAbi]

I'm told that the pie was superb, where is my share?

 

[IbrahimAbi]

there are local elections here next week. Candidates are being added at the rate of one or two 'a day'

 

[IbrahimAbi]

A religious festival is coming up but I don't feel the need to buy a ram

 

[bulldogxbmc]

Come on lads that's un œuf egg jokes for one day, un œuf's un œuf.

 

[IbrahimAbi]

I baked a stunningly tasty quiche the other day, but when I went to get a slice Les Ate it

 

[IbrahimAbi]

Twas our wedding anniversary today. I gave my wife a well cooked Turkey. She cried. Apparently that was not what she meant when she declared that she wanted to visit the Hindu Kuş

 

[cigliboy]

A friend of ours wanted a large swimming pool in his garden,imagine his horror when a lorry load of carrots was dumped outside.....

 

[IbrahimAbi]

You can feel the heat in the sun today, lying on the grass. It's really ot

 

[IbrahimAbi]

I've just been to Yurt Ici Kargo to collect a parcel. It turns out to be for my sheepdog

 

[IbrahimAbi]

I just had an altercation with the driver of a lorry load of sand. I thought 'kum' on bring it on pal.