IbrahimAbi

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To start with can we keep it Turkish English. Puns/play on words.

eg.

I have a paranoid fear of getting wet in the rain. I was mowing the lawn today when they sky greyed over. I dashed in the house and thought to myself that I had really dodged a 'bulut'.
 
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IbrahimAbi

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I was going to start a new thread on TLF but they system must have a glitch, it kept asking for my 'IP' address.
 

IbrahimAbi

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Q: Which English Premiership footballer's name is lesson one in the Personal Pronoun section of Turkish language for idiots?

A: Burnley's 'Ben Mee'
 

IbrahimAbi

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We were in a pastane and the waitress brought the missus a huge piece of cheesecake, and try as she might, she could not finish it. She wanted to take the rest home to eat later. I asked the waitress to make me a pasta parcel.
 

cigliboy

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I listened to an old Beatles song and didn't realise it was about turkish eggs...yumurta should know....
Lol
 

cigliboy

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One of my neighbours is a Turk born and brought up in a Lancashire mill town. When he greets someone he says.. "memnun Oldham.....

Good eh for a brummie !
 
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