August Hoots
She : Am I looking fat?
He : Yes
She : Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me!!

She : Am I looking fat?
He : No
She : Liar

She : Am I looking fat?
He : Maybe
She : can u ever b decisive

She : Am I looking fat?
He : I don't know
She : Are you blind?

She : Am I looking fat?
He : Depends
She : Oh you comparing me with some one else..

She : Am I looking fat?
He : *silence*
She : Are you deaf?

There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.

For everything else there is Google...!!
 
August Hoots
Dr. Hilary says :-


"Rubbing Coffee Grounds all over your Naked Body, prevents Visceral Fat, stops Bad Toxins and Cellulite.

But apparently though,

You can't do that, in any of the local Starbucks Coffee Shops, that I know of.

Anyway can't stop, gotta go, as the Manager has just called the Police.

*

And they're now on they're way here.
 
August Hoots
I told my Girlfriend I was Leaving Her.

"Is it because I make Fun, of your, very small Penis"..??? she laughed.

"Not Really", I replied,

*

"It's just that, I've just never been that Into You."..
 
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Three Friends were in their local pub.

And they were asked,

"When you're in your Final Casket, and Friends and Congregation Members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say"..???

Tommy said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful Husband and a great Family Man."

Dave commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful Teacher and who made a huge difference in People's Lives"..

Kevin said,

"Well, I'd like them to say",


"Look Out, the fecker's Moving'"..?!?!?
 

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