bobthenob

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Are You Unconcious ?
Victim to operator:l have a sore throat sweat a lot difficulty in breathing vomiting and can’t stop crying,l feel like l am dying

Operator to victim.Are you unconscious at this very moment,”yes”,can you still speak,”Yes”.Do you think you will die soon,”No”,why not said the operator.Because l do not want to be with brain dead idiots like you in the after life asking me questions about if l am conscious of being dead.

Copied this one from the funny joke webpage

Also the operator always tells what you already know

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c.

Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.



Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

Wash your hands often. If you can’t wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial
stuff around. Wear a mask when out in public places and avoid going out in public as much as possible while the swine flu is spreading. Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR …. You can take the doctor’s office approach. Think about it, when you go
for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why? Because
alcohol kills germs. So…… I put on my mask, walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can’t get you!!!!
 
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Akasya

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Are You Unconcious ?
To a follower of Gurdijieff - Ouspenskianism this would of course make complete sense.
Steve. LOL.
 

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