In my dreams I'm dancing
another blonde joke duh.....
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted to take
home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very
reluctant to pay the high price the local vendors were asking for the highly
prized shoes.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one
of the shopkeeper, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and
catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a decent price"!

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, y'all just go and
give it a try, why don'cha!"

The blonde turned on her heel and headed out toward the swamps, determined to
catch herself an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side
of the levee where he spots that same young women standing waist deep in the
murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator
swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the
creature and with a great deal of effort, hauls it onto the slimy bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper stands on
the bank and watches this scenario in amazed silence.

Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the gator on its back. Then rolling
her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out "This
one is barefoot, too!"


another blonde joke duh.....
NOW NOW leave us blondes alone Im having a rotten day,
i need cheering up

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