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    Start your day wİth a smİle:

    Two older women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob-job." The second woman responded, "Oh, that's nothing. I'm thinking of having my arse-hole bleached!" "Oh! Dear!" replied...
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    Help Wİth Vİsa Please!!!!!!!

    Hi everyone Maybe someone can help me. İ am lookıng to get a residence permit. My situation is......... İ am a Yacht Captain working on a British Registered boat out of a Feyithe. My employers are foreign. Rather than going through the process of leaving every three months İ would like...
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    Never Mess Wİth The Turkey

    :27: Other Ways To Use the Christmas Turkey As a blunt object to fend off your pesky cousins with. As a projectile to throw at the TV after Kathie Lee says, "Aren't they a wonderful band!" for the 25th time. As a hood ornament. As a disguise so your ugly Aunt Beatrice can't kiss you and...
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