truths

1. Men will always be obsessed with your bum hole. 2. 96% of the times you have sex will be initiated by a man pushing his hard-on into your back while you try to sleep. 3. People don’t actually eat food off each others’ naked bodies in real life. Not unless they want Nutella mingling with...

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility. 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it. 3. And discover #1 is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. I sincerely apologise about this but I'm an idiot and...

In addition to this web site I used to find Holiday Truths useful especially when researching holidays to other countries. Well it has now closed, just in case any one else was trying to use it today. I look in about once a week and the administrator was talking about closing it due to family...

Peter Kay's Universal Truths: 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. 4) You've...

You must all be getting fed up with me picking your brains but i am just being curious as to what you all miss about England,anything it might only be a bottle of h p sauce or your favourite ale ,i would like some sort of reply even if you think it is stupid ,what the hell be a bit stupid...