The study also discovered that some of the founders of Iceland may have originated from north-west Scotland and Ireland and that the Isle of Man is genetically predominantly Scottish.3 days ago
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I'm not a train spotter but for anyone old enough to remember the Flying Scotsman and similar steam engines this is happy news.
I believe public services are available from the end of February for anyone interested.
A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress.
A sign read: 'Don't miss Bruce The Amazing Scotsman'. The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.
There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it.
Standing next to it was an old Scotsman.
Suddenly the old man lifted...
A Scotsman and his girlfriend walked past a swanky new restaurant.
"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!"
Being a 'Kind Hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her!"
So, they walked past it again.
And Then The Fight Started
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace Expensive... So, I took her to a gas...
There's an Englishman, Irishman & a Scotsman all talking about their teenage daughters.
The Englishman says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day & I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes".
The Scotsman says "That's nothing. I was...