Big blow for the bars and us `footie` fans out here :( The `luxery` of being able to choose what premiership match to watch on a saturday at 5pm on `BEIN ` has now gone :-( its one game and one game only I am afraid from now on... so all the many bars with multiple monitors will...
The Doctor's examination.
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A wee Glasgow woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the
baby, checked his weight, found it somewhat below normal and asked
if the baby was breast fed or bottle...
AT THE DOCTORS
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There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell
her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. A true story so read on...
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room. As he
approached the desk, the...
Vaseline
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Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, though, so whenever it rains Steve has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Steve’s girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her...
The Pig Farmer
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A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls a vet for help.
The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesnt have...