1. TLF Admin

    Quote of the day or hour

    How about a quote of the day, could be more frequent depending on your mood. I'll start it off then
  2. IbrahimAbi


    In an attempt to beat the constant UK politics bickering, here is a thread to post some of the quotes that we have enjoyed. "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill "Cannot possibly attend...
  3. Yalides

    Political correctness quotes

    Quite frankly, I think political correctness is the worst form of censorship. You're not allowed to speak your mind unless you're black, or unless you're a terrorist, or unless you're an Arab or a minority people. Then you can say what you like. But if you are like a lot of us you are not...
  4. C

    Profound Quotes

    A scientific study has found that only people of low intelligence are impressed by profound quotes posted on social media. Scientists find link between people impressed by wise-sounding, 'profound' quotes and low intelligence - Telegraph A link in the story takes you to the actual study report...
  5. bickern

    Suggestions for your signature or amusing quotes.

    It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." —Mark Twain The average woman...
  6. bickern

    7 Quotes From Bush, Blair And Co On How Invading Iraq Would Help Us

    Why, oh why can't they be brought before a war tribunal? No need to answer I am just typing aloud. 7 Quotes From Bush, Blair And Co On How Invading Iraq Would Help Us.. Beat Al Qaeda
  7. M

    House painting quotes can anyone help?

    I would be grateful if anyone could recommend a reliable painter who doesnt charge the earth !!! I have a villa in Ovacik and would like the interior ( basic white ) and exterior ( existing colour ) painted. Please let me know if you have had a decent job done at a reasonable price. Thank You
  8. Yogi

    Multiple Quotes?

    What's the best way to reply quoting text from various users posts in the same reply? (make sense?)
  9. Yogi

    Catchphrase and Quotes Quiz

    The following quotes are either Catchphrases or famous quotes, can you name who said them? and treat yourself to a bonus beer if you can also name the TV Show/Movie in which they were said or where they were said to make them famous? As before no cheating and the quizmasters (that's me)...
  10. ceemac

    Funny Quotes

    Some well known people saying some pretty funny things...... Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -Robin Williams Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself...
  11. KKOB

    Miltary Quotes

    A few crackers here My E Smile: Military Quotes
  12. KKOB

    Quotes Being Edited

    During the last couple weeks you'll have noticed that many posts containing quotes have been edited or deleted by Moderators. I've had a number of PMs recently asking why I've edited a member's post and so far I've replied to the individuals concerned. Mushtaq made an announcement on the forum...
  13. Ian

    House/Building and DASK Insurance Quotes

    Hi, I found a good company in Altinkum, Solution Property Service who did me a great deal on this years house/building contents cover together with the standard DASK insurance, they also give you the cover in English so you know exactly what the small print is !!, contact details are show below...
  14. KKOB

    Historical Quotes About Banks

    Thomas Jefferson, US President 1802 “I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their money, first by inflation and then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will...
  15. Mary

    Garden Problems-bodrum Stone Quotes Required

    Hi all, Having returned from the villa we have now thought about having Bodrum Stone for the garden. We have tried everything, medicine weed killer you name it tried it, tested it, used it, bought it, pulled it, screemed at it, dug it, kicked it, blasted it, set fire to it, danced around it...
  16. ceemac

    Silly Footie Quotes

    Thought we could have a bit of fun with silly things said by footballers, managers, pundits etc - and there are plenty! I'll start off with one from Arsenal's Emmanuel Adebayor, who in the light of their stunning victory in the San Siro is quoted as saying "we can beat every single team in the...
  17. wiuru

    Your favourite 3 quotes

    1) Look before you leap 2) A stitch in time saves nine 3) Heaven helps those who help themsleves 4) And heaven helps those who get caught, well they do go hand in hand, lol Couldn't resist that last one, he-he Anne..xx
  18. Andy

    Stupid quotes stupid people

    A selection of stupid people most of whom should know better Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which...
  19. Mushtaq


    Found this today on the net and thought I'll share it.
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