Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16 year old students! (Don't laugh too hard - one of these may be the president someday.)
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the...
From the court room
These are actually things which people actually said in court, word for word.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: December 30th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis...
Airline employees' entertaining little quips - all real:
'Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately.'
Pilot: 'Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seatbelt sign off...
Adminisphere: The rarified organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
Alpha Geek: The most knowledgable, technically proficient person in an office...