1. Andy

    Saturday's Little Quips

    Arkansas Scholars *************** Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16 year old students! (Don't laugh too hard - one of these may be the president someday.) Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the...
  2. Andy

    Court room Quips

    From the court room These are actually things which people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. Q: This myasthenia gravis...
  3. Andy

    Real Airline Quips

    Airline employees' entertaining little quips - all real: 'Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately.' Pilot: 'Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seatbelt sign off...
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    Dictionary Quips (A)

    Dictionary A's Adminisphere: The rarified organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. Alpha Geek: The most knowledgable, technically proficient person in an office...
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