1. Yalides

    The Penis Poem

    My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring. But now I've got a full time job, To find the f***in' thing. It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave. For...
  2. shirleyanntr

    penis size

    the bloody cat pressed the keyboard before i'd put the right title im sorry for those who ar easily offended its an interactive map with size and İ can see where you stand Penis | Penis Size | World Map
  3. bickern

    US trucker's penis amputated 'during circumcision'

    A truck driver in Kentucky whose penis was amputated during an operation is suing the surgeon, claiming it was done without his consent. Phillip Seaton says his penis was removed during what was supposed to have been a circumcision to treat inflammation four years ago...
  4. pineapple1

    AFTER penis enlargments ???

    Well Girls after reading about the emails people get about penis enlargments , Do you get any about boob enlargments or body manicures ect ???? Just wonderd thats all , ................Diane
  5. peter the postie

    Penis enlargement.

    Does anyone else get these e mails on a regular basis.. or am I visiting the wrong websites too often? :(
  6. KKOB

    Penis Owner's Manual

    Written like a car owner's manual. I've certainly learnt a lot from it. Penis Owner's Manual
  7. Andy

    The Penis Needs a Raise

    Penis Demands a Raise :lol: ******************* I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor * I work at great depths * I work head first :crazy: * I do not get weekends off or public holidays * I work in a damp environment :ranting: * I...
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