offside

Do woman really know the offside rule,I think this one may have got to grips with it. BBC News - Sky Sports pair criticised over female assistant referee comments

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would...