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I don't want to blow this out of proportion or anything but I'm just setting off to deliver a small gift of myrrh... Italy nun: 'I had no idea I was pregnant' after giving birth to baby boy - Europe - World - The Independent

I came across this while clearing out some stuff today. I had forgotten all about it, but thought it was perfect for sharing here..... Lord Thou knowest better than I know myself that I am growing older and will some day be old. Keep me from the fatal habit of thinking I must say something on...

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting, and confesses; "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive, that looked like it was going to sail...

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you. She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a...