myrtle

In the bloom of yoof, young Myrtle Turtle Took a shine to paint 'I'm gonna buy some,' she declared. 'I can hardly wait!' She ambled off towards the shops Her purse of pennies jingling Then amorous George gave her the eye Her toes they started tingling Very soon behind a dune Their...

Re: Are you a "zero post" member of this forum? Hi everyone, I own up, it's me I am a zero poster (probably the worst offender as I did join some time ago). I'm Mary and husband Malcolm, working towards retirement. I can take my occupational pension from 55 and Malcolm from 50. We plan to move...