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1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll...
Please dont read this if you are easily offended
Paddy and Murphy are in a waiting room and a man in a suit and carrying a briefcase entered the room.
Paddy says to Murphy "I think that man over ther is a lawyer"
Shaking his head Murphy disagreed and said "no....no. I think he's a doctor"...