Forgive me if this has already been posted...it was in an email i received today..and comes from a holiday letting agency in the UK
''The Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) in Izmir, Turkey, is compiling a list of reputable property professionals for British buyers to consult. Following an...
Why Most Professions Are Dirty
The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
The Dentist because he says, "Open wide."
The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"
The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
The Interior Decorator...