A WIT Day Out:
Sam our wonderful WIT Rep put a lot of hard work into organising the trip, getting discounted prices, car park subsidisations (is that a word??), and a free guide - the lovely “Umer”.
The sun was brightly shining as us ladies waited for the coaches and excitedly climbed aboard...
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional.
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Fred said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen.
It couldn't have been the size of a peanut.