1. D

    June Jokes '20.

    A Scotsman was invited for a visit to the home of his Canadian friend. Soon after the Scotsman arrived, he glanced out the Window to see a huge Beast just outside. He pointed, and asked his Canadian friend, "Och, lad, what's that?" The Canadian replied, "Oh, that's a Moose." The Scotsman...
  2. D

    June Jokes '19

    A Doctor looks at recently Deceased Patient. And asks, "What were his Final Words”..?? The Nurse replies, "None, Doctor, his Wife was with him, to the Very End".
  3. D

    R.I.P. June Whitfield.

    She passed away yesterday at the age of 93.
  4. immac

    Tues & Wed 12th & 13th June

    On Tuesday, if the papers and news media are to be believed, we will see the beginning of what might be a momentous series of events. It will be wall-to-wall TV for me. Mr Trump and Mr Kim will kick it off in the eastern time zone; The Lord´s amendments will go back to the House of Commons...
  5. Jaycey

    June Jokes 2018

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  6. bickern

    Post election June 9th

    Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, celebrated a night of progress for his party and called on Mrs May to resign. “The mandate she has got is lost Conservative seats, lost votes, lost support and lost confidence,” he said. George Osborne, former chancellor, said: “Clearly if she’s got a worse result...
  7. mollag

    June jokes

    Police arrested Tiger Woods for his dodgy driving, . What about his bloody PUTTING? :brick:
  8. K

    UK General Election June 8th

    Mrs May has called a general election for June 8th.
  9. Andrew and Mary

    Bill and June

    Hiya one and all, Trying to get in touch with Bill Turnbull of Bill and June fame. I am aware he has not been on here since 16th October last year. If anyone is in contact with him, could they contact me for my email address to forward to him please. Many thanks M
  10. H

    Happy Birthday Bill and June

    Wishing you a very Happy Day !
  11. D

    June Jokes '16

    Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park. They sit down on a bench to rest for awhile. Soon they overhear voices coming from a secluded spot nearby. Suddenly, Mrs. Murphy realizes that a young man is about to propose. Not wanting to be eavesdropping during such an intimate moment...
  12. B

    Happy Birthday to June of Bill & June

    My wish is for a very happy Birthday to my wife June today (of Bill & June), as June doesn't post on the forum. Bill.
  13. Jaycey

    Happy Birthday Bill (& June)

    .. ..............
  14. bickern

    June Jokes

    1. “I’ve been single for so long now, when somebody says to me, 'Who are you with?’, I automatically say: 'Vodafone.’” Miranda Hart 2. “I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.” Peter Kay 3. “A friend of mine always wanted to...
  15. suzyq

    1st June only emergency medical treatment will be available

    Only emergency medical treatment will be available on 1st June after doctor was killed. Medical services in Turkey to halt over doctor killing - HEALTH
  16. juco

    If driving abroad after June.

    I havent a clue what all this means...... Motorists going abroad after 8 June are being warned they will need to take a special code with them if they want to hire a car. Link... Motorists warned about problems hiring cars abroad - BBC News
  17. Mojive

    Happy Birthday Bill & June

    Happy Birthday to you think its Bills but then again it may be Junes :biggrin: either way Happy Birthday to you have a lovely day! :pressie: Mo xx
  18. stmary

    Apartment wanted June 2015

    Now found accommodation ,thanks anyway.
  19. onz

    Easyjet june 2015 when ???

    hi all anyone got any idea when these will be on sale ......many thanks john
  20. A

    Sunexpress Flights for June 2015?

    hi does anyone know when sunexpress flights come out for next june please its to go from izmir to kayseri on 19th june to 22nd june thanks
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