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    July Jokes '20.

    On the first day of College, The University Dean addressed all the Students, pointing out some of the more important Rules. "The Female Dormitory will be Out-of-Bounds for ALL Male Students, and likewise, the Male Dormitory to the Female Students. Anybody caught Breaking this Rule will be...
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    Tui cancels almost all of its july flights

    Tui cancels almost all of its july holidays .The independent. https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/tui-holidays-cancel-coronavirus-quarantine-flights-a9578601.html
  3. IbrahimAbi

    15th July will be a holiday

    For those in Turkey, it seems that Monday will be a holiday. I have just tried to do an EFT transfer through Garanti internet banking and could not understand why it would not accept 15th July. it kept rejecting it as a holiday. Then it dawned on me it is the anniversary of the 'coup'
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    July Jokes '19.

    As my Wife and I were leaving for a Night Out. The Baby-Sitter told us, "To take as long as we like". That was over five years ago now. I sometimes sit here and wonder, how she's enjoying being a Parent.???
  5. Jaycey

    July Jokes 2018

    Impossible – July 18th already & no new thread, have I missed something? Anyway… Ben went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her...
  6. suzyq

    SGK Payment for July 2018

    Can anyone tell me what I will have to pay this month please.
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    anyone going to akbuk mid to end July?

    Hi if anyone is going to akbuk shortly and can take a small fan out for a friend of mine, I will pay for your shuttle transfer, I am buying it on ebay and can have it posted direct for you to take out and just hand it to the shuttle driver who I will pay for the transfer via galaxy travel akbuk...
  8. Jaycey

    June Jokes 2018

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    3 bed apartment to rent late July 2018

    Hello everyone I was wondering if you guys can help me, we used to go Sea View2 in Gulluk a few year ago and loved every minute of it, it was such a lovely location and mid point for us as half of us were travelling from UK and the other half from Iran. I can't seem to get hold of the people...
  10. suzyq

    July payment for SGK

    Can someone tell me how much it will cost me for SGK this month please.
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    July Jokes '17

    An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman in a Psychology Lesson. Teacher asks Englishman "What's the Opposite of Joy"..?? He says "Sorrow." He asks Scotsman "What's the Opposite of Depression"..?? He says "Happiness." He asks Paddy "What's the opposite of Woe"..?? Paddy replies "Giddy Up"..
  12. Yalides

    July jokes 2016

    A Dutch, English and Chinese man survive a boat accident and wash up on an island. They need food, water and supplies to survive the night. The Dutch guys says that he will gather the food, the English man will get water and the Chinese man is send for supplies. When the Dutch and the...
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    Looking for Family Acc for few days in July

    Hi, Will be in Belek for a spell in Jun/Jul and was going to drive to Bodrum and spend a few days there before flying back Anyone have any recommendations for Family Accomodation (2Adults,3Teens), for approx 11Jul-15Jul (3-4nights ish) ? i have had a look at booking.com and airbnb. If...
  14. Yalides

    July jokes

    I wonder if we'll see Cliff Richard at Wimbledon this year. I would have thought he'd have to make an appearance at a court sooner or later.
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    Monarch Cheap flights July Still available

    For anyone interested Monarch still selling flights for under £170-200 throughout July Birmingham - Bodrum.
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    24th July Stereo Palma Performance at Club Catamaran

    hi all ! If any of you wanna attend this dj performance, you could buy your tickets at ticketbis.com.tr by searching for Stereo Palma. In case of any question, i could help to you. Have fun and have a nice holiday ! Best wishes
  17. mamish

    the 28 Day Challenge starts 27 July

    The Magnet 28 Day Challenge is starting on 27 July! It's all to do with making small changes to how you think, feel, react and respond in order to change your experience of life and what you attract into it. It's an online program, free of charge, based on my work with emotional energy and...
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    FREE Concerts in July and August 2014

    Concert tonight - and JULY 9, 12, 16, 19, 23, 26, 30 and in AUGUST 2, 6, 9, 13, 16, 20, 23, 27 All at 2130 hours at the Apollo Temple - sponsored by Crystal Hotels this year with the Mediterranean Symphony Orchestra and Opera Soloists. Carmen - La Boheme - Turandot - Rigoletto - Rusalka -...
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    July Jokes...!?!

    My wife said to me "I've done this with my girlfriends and it's just for a laugh. So why don't we compile a list or people we would like to have sex with outside of our marriage..?" Reluctantly, I accepted and a minute later she gave me her list: 1. George Clooney 2. Brad Pitt 3. Justin...
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    2 x Easyjet Flight Tickets For Sale -7th July

    Bodrum - Edinburgh -7th July 2014 - 2 tickets Easyjet I have 2 tickets for the above flight which unfortunately I will not be able to use. There is no hold baggage included . I will sell them for £45 each but the buyer will have to pay the name transfer charges which I think are £30 - so £75...
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