1. Yalides

    The Mayonnaise Jar

    When things in your life seem, Almost too much to handle, When 24 Hours in a day is not enough, Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class And had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, He picked up a very large...
  2. arrian

    Beanz meanz 'screw top jar'!

    Beanz meanz... jarz: Screw-top could spell the end of the tin can | Mail Online
  3. R

    The Jar Adults Only

    An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as...
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