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  1. Sunny Seasider

    A Giggle.

    Here's a favourite poem of mine. The Warning - by Jenny Joseph. Enjoy. When I am an old woman I shall wear Purple, With a Red Hat that doesn't go, and doesn't suit me, And I shall spend my pension on Brandy and summer gloves, And satin sandals and say "we've no money for butter", I shall sit...
  2. Andy

    Want A Giggle

    VIDEO: Swiss politician in giggle fit shocker - Asylum.co.uk AND Stephen Fry's Fryiest ever moments - Asylum.co.uk
  3. G

    If you need a good giggle, please read

    Why men shouldn't go shopping, this really made me laugh and I hope it makes you all laugh. Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping. This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, Whilst...
  4. ceemac

    Monday Morning Giggle

    Some things you really don't want to hear when you're 'under the knife'....... 1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. 2. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness. 3. Rex! Rex! Come back with that. Bad dog! 4. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that...
  5. ceemac

    Giggle Time

    Time for a laugh methinks... These are actual letters sent to councils and housing associations; "I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off." "I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back...
  6. Susan

    A giggle for the girls and the boys as well

    Get sining Anne. Now sing loudly Girls and Boys ! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another...
  7. Lynda

    A giggle .....from Peter Kay

    Just had these sent me and I thought I would share them... I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, God doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me...
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