This is not a joke, but I didn't know what to put it under.
My Father was a Geordie and he had 3 brothers, each of them funnier than the other, I remember a lot of years ago having a chat with his youngest brother Douglas, it was nearing Christmas and he asked if we were ready for it and had we...
A Geordie love poem !
Of course I love ye pet yer a crackin top-notch bord
and when ah say yer gorgeous ah mean every single word.
So ya arse is on the big side, ah divvint mind a bit of flab
It means that when a'm ready there's somethin there to grab.
...So yer belly isn't flat nee more ah...
Happy Birthday Nev. He has been so helpful to me and did loads of work for the Pebble project. I love his interesting posts about Turkey too. I haven't seen him around here so much lately. Have a great day Nev.
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