genie

  1. C

    Genie

    Ole and Sven were fishing in a Minnesota lake when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light. 'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then, reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. 'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed...
  2. Pennie

    Genie in the bottle

    A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." The wife teed up and shanked it right...
  3. Sylvia

    Genie in a bottle

    Woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and 'low-and-behold' a genie appeared! The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said,"Nope,sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it...
Top Bottom