1. Andy

    Forgetfull Actor

    Forgetfull Actor There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the...
  2. Andy

    Getting Old & Forgetfull

    Most of these refere to me and i'm only in me 50's. Clever Phrases ************ Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Insanity is my only means of relaxation. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are...
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