Over the last couple of days my young son has lost both his front teeth (naturally). Tonight he is putting his 2nd one under his pillow for the Tooth Fairy to come and take it and leave some money. He is at the age where he still believes in Tooth Faires/Father Christmas /The Easter Bunny etc...
A modern ending for an old fairytale....
The big bad Wolf said "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."
The little piggy, puts his head out of the window and says
"F .. off or I'll sneeze on you."
C
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'The girl
said, 'NO!'
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,
dancing,camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook,had sex with whomever she pleased... did whatever the
hell she wanted,never argued...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,
"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to
cook, had sex with whomever she pleased... did whatever the hell she
wanted, never...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after.......
......and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased.... did whatever the hell...