ducks

  1. S

    Ducks from shop eggs

    Another happy story from lockdown https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52838747
  2. Yalides

    November joke thread

    Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????' CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas...
  3. Andy

    Three Ducks

    Duck Hunting ------------- A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to 'enforce the laws pending.' He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, 'Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?' The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks...
  4. Andy

    3 Little Ducks

    Three little ducks go into a bar Say whats your name the bartender asked the first duck Huey came the reply Hows your day been Huey Great, lovely day had a ball been in & out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want said Huey Oh thats nice said the bartender,he turned to the second...
  5. Struggs

    Three Little Ducks

    Three little ducks go into a Bar.............................. "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey. "Oh...
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