Well we have all heard the saying Pot,Kettle,Black hav'nt we ?.........
Most of us will remember berating our Teenage kids at one time or another when they have rolled home blind drunk,we have mopped up their sick,undressed them,put them to bed and been utterly disgusted with their...
Someone sent me a link to this site 'The Daily Mash', it has some very funny stuff on it, this is just one article.
TWO giant pandas were very drunk within 15 minutes of arriving in Scotland, it has emerged.
Tian Tian and Yang Guang are today sleeping off what experts...
This is a video of a stunt pilot who, in real life, is a Delta Airlines pilot. His act at air shows is to pretend that he is a drunken spectator, who rushes from the stands and jumps into a Piper Cub and takes off without any understanding of how to fly a plane. The Piper Cub is actually...
I actually can't say most of these when sober!!!!
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"