complaint

  1. Tenpin

    Info Banking in Turkey - Making a Formal Complaint Against a Turkish Bank

    Courtesy of Doc Martin © Doc Martin 2017 Disclaimer: The information here is provided as a general guide. Whilst every effort is made to ensure that the information is up to date and accurate, information given here from the Turkish Government, DGMM, GOC, British Consulate & other official...
  2. Andrew and Mary

    The Greatest ‘Ryanair’ Complaint Letter In The World…Ever!

    I am sure if there is a more appropriate place a Moderator will move it!!!! This complaint letter surfaced on the net back in May and we can’t believe we’ve only just chanced upon it. By: David Precious Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing for the attention of your customer experience team. I am...
  3. Mushtaq

    Greek Cypriots file war crimes complaint against Turkey

    A group of Greek Cypriots has filed a war crimes complaint against Turkey at the International Criminal Court over what they say is its policy of settling Cyprus’ breakaway north with mainland Turks. Cyprus split into a Turkish-speaking north and an internationally recognized Greek-speaking...
  4. shirleyanntr

    Criminal complaint on Ergenekon and Balyoz

    Many of us have been saying for years that the Balyoz and Ergenekon trials were massive frame-ups plotted against the Military and others who the AKP/Cemaat wanted out of the way ..i was derided time and again for saying so on the forum by a couple of members who seem to have vanished Now...
  5. Kingfisher

    Immigrant's complaint

    Why is this British immigrant making such a fuss? After 17 years living in Turkey, he is capable of phoning the police and saying that a black Honda is making a lot of noise in his neighbourhood, but insists that the policeman should speak English to him! Do you not think this is an...
  6. tykatem

    Passport application complaint

    This was actually taken from a UK passport application and a member of staff copied it, as it made her laugh all day. Dear Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport but I am a total loss to understand or believe the hoops I am being asked to jump through. How is it that Bert Smith...
  7. bickern

    Police Complaint - just brilliant!

    Police Complaint - just brilliant! This is a genuine complaint to Springburn Police Force from an angry member of the public. A true email sent to the force, lengthy but brilliantly written... Dear Sir/Madam/Automated telephone answering service, Having spent the past twenty minutes...
  8. Squeaky

    SPK to file criminal complaint against Doğan for corruption

    Good evening: Those who have been following this forum for some time will have seen threads claiming that the Government were attacking certain newspapers and media groups that were considered to be anti-AK Parti. The Dogan Media Group was hit with a massive fine last year for failure to pay...
  9. Yalides

    Police Complaint - just brilliant!

    This is a genuine complaint to Greenock Police Force from an angry member of the public. A true email sent to the force, lengthy but brilliantly written..... -------------- Dear Sir/Madam/Automated telephone answering service, Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at...
  10. ceemac

    Letter of Complaint

    This is a 2001 letter of complaint from a gentleman at the end of his tether with a certain company he'd signed up to for cable, broadband and phone. It's quite amusing - I've blanked out the company name in case me or Mushtaq get sued heheh - enjoy 'Dear Cretins, I have been an *** customer...
  11. KKOB

    The MP's Complaint ...

    I want a floating duck house, I want to clear my moat, I need to mend my tennis court, That’s why I need your vote. I have to build a portico, My swimming pool needs mending, My lovely plants need horse manure And the Aga needs much tending A chandelier is vital, Mock Tudor boards are great...
  12. ceemac

    Letters of Complaint

    These are extracts from allegedly real letters of complaint to District Councils and Housing Associations and they had me in tears :lmao: 1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when...
  13. So

    Complaint letter

    On the 'geeky stuff' forum I read a post about NTL and it reminded me of an email I received.....it's the best complaint letter ever and am on the floor laughing every time I read it!! Below is a copy of the letter that as it seems won a competition in UK as complaint letter of the year...I've...
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