Had an absolute treat last week. There's a restaurant in Yalikavak doing REAL cod and chips, steak and kidney pies, chicken and mushroom pies, minced beef and onion pies. Oh Yummy!
One day, in the shark-infested waters of the Caribbean, two prawns called Julian and Christian are discussing the pressures of being a preyed upon prawn.
"I hate being a prawn," says Julian. "I wish I were a shark."
Suddenly, a mysterious cod appears. "Your wish is granted," he says...