bmw

Selling my 2010 white BMW 320d M Sport. Car has 58000kms. In pristine condition...immaculately maintained, full BMW service history, 19'' M wheels, sunroof and all the bells and whistles. Looking for 18000 EUR or nearest offer. Interested parties contact me on 0538 921 3221...

Apologies if this is in the wrong place. Anybody want a BMW 525TDS 1995 reg. Driven over from UK, serviced immediately before departure, excellent runner - had car since 2000, 175000 miles, arrived in Turkey 29th. July. Best offer, we are based near Milas (Bodrum) Airport. Alan

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little...