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  1. giglets

    Sleep Well, Blonde Bombshell.

    Margo MacDonald has died, after suffering from Parkinson's Disease for a considerable time. She was one of the guiding lights of the Scottish Independence movement and was a woman of tremendous courage and strength, as well as having a wicked sense of humour and a gentle kindness. Sadly, she...
  2. suzyq

    Blonde, 34, who died after being raped twice and beaten in Turkey

    A British woman who was living abroad because she thought it was safer than the UK was repeatedly beaten and raped twice before she died in Turkey, an inquest has heard. Beverley Mitchell moved to Turkey after she was offered a job working in the picturesque resort town of Fethiye which is...
  3. barry budd

    blonde mortician

    :77wu:A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.. The...
  4. Spurs

    Busty Blonde needs a hand

    :hehe::hehe:Busty Blonde needs a hand. Today I had a phone call from a cousin of mine. A real attractive woman, lives in the UK (from Brum, yes a stunner). She went to London a couple of months ago to “seek her fortune” in modeling. It all turned so sour for her. After various agencies and...
  5. M

    BLONDE TODDLERS v TURK WOMEN

    I am prompted by Bobs post about Altinkum being noisy. When I was there a couple of weeks ago with my daughter and grand daughter another reason we had to come home was the attention the little un got from the local women and Turkish holiday makers. Ruby is a small two year old, very petite...
  6. arrian

    Blonde,blue eyed baby born to black couple!!!

    Black British couple give birth to white blue-eyed blonde baby girl | Mail Online
  7. Bubskar

    Blonde with a Car

    I have had my car just a little over a year now, in my name. I am on top of when I tax and insure it but can anyone tell me when and what date an MOT is needed. I understand every year if the car is more than 3 years old. All I can see in my "little book" is a date in a box entitled "First...
  8. GnD

    Gorgeous Blonde Pole Dancer Don't Look If Easily Offended!!!!

    :gulme::gulme::gulme::gulme::gulme: cheers Marian!
  9. J

    Derby Hotel - Blonde moment

    I have just come back from a wonderful week at house in Akbuk. Some friends decided to visit the area, but did not want to disturb me so booked into the Derby Hotel. I planned to visit them the next day and spend the day by the pool with my son. As my house is near the Holiday Resort...
  10. T

    a blonde one

    whats the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley the supermarket trolley has a mind of its own Thurstan
  11. A

    another blonde joke

    A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. > After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the > bartender, > >"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" > > >The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. > > >In a very deep, husky...
  12. Struggs

    Young Blonde Woman

    A young blonde woman in Sydney was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself from the Harbour Bridge. She went down to the bridge and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the bridge, crying. He took pity...
  13. jcrian

    A True Blonde story.....

    A true blonde story... Last July, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde (of course!!) new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22ft. Bayliner to perform properly. It...
  14. shirleyanntr

    another blonde

    A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really...
  15. T

    last blonde one

    FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs...
  16. J

    Blonde Joke to end all Blonde Jokes!!

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started. "Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a...
  17. shirleyanntr

    blonde

    A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is...
  18. C

    The Blonde Handy woman

    A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to...
  19. Lynda

    another blonde joke duh.....

    A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high price the local vendors were asking for the highly prized shoes. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on...
  20. S

    another blonde joke

    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she...
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