blokes

  1. mollag

    For the blokes, no ladies please!

    This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of...
  2. peter the postie

    Blokes... Who was the first woman you drooled over?

    I know who mine was. Sandie Shaw.. Iv'e been a sucker for cheekbones ever since. And she's still gorgeous today! YouTube - Sandie Shaw - Puppet On A String (1967)
  3. Sylvia

    Two blokes sittting at the bar

    Two blokes are sitting at a bar. While they're drinking, another man walks in and goes to the toilet. One of the blokes says to the other 'I haven't seen him in here before, but he looks quite rich. What do you think he does for a living? I reckon he's a lawyer.' The other bloke replies 'no, he...
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