This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of...
Two blokes are sitting at a bar. While they're drinking, another man walks in
and goes to the toilet. One of the blokes says to the other 'I haven't seen him
in here before, but he looks quite rich. What do you think he does for a living?
I reckon he's a lawyer.' The other bloke replies 'no, he...