An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks:
'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, ‘I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I...
The Aussie Version of Creation
In the beginning God created day and night.
He created day for footy matches, going to the beach.....
He created night for going prawning,
sleeping and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.
On the Second Day, God created water...
WHAT do you get if you cross the Australian cricket team with an OXO cube?
A laughing stock.
The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for a meeting.
They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast!
What’s the difference between Ricky Ponting and a...
Just moved to Didim. Loving the weather, but I'm looking forward to some warmer evenings...
I'm wondering if anyone knows somewhere that shows some Aussie Rules football on the weekends.
The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clock
The cocky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock.
He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs,
The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams.
He stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a...