asylum

  1. D

    U.K. Asylum seekers another moan

    Red Doors Make Asylum Seekers A Target Asylum seekers' homes are being targeted because their doors have been painted red in a practice an MP says is reminiscent of Nazi Germany. The red doors have prompted attacks including stones and eggs thrown at windows, smeared excrement, and scratched...
  2. bickern

    12 asylum seekers handed a £6,000-a-month

    Family of 12 asylum seekers land in UK - and are handed a £6,000-a-month Read more: Family of 12 asylum seekers handed £6k-a-month UK home | Mail Online If I go home I don't even qualify for healthcare because I am deemed to have left the UK for too long. It really is a joke and well annoys me.
  3. K

    asylum seekers

    On Tuesday a few friends went out from Gumusluk on a gulet trip, and as we had all been on one sat the captain went another route good job! as about 1klm out from the kristal hotel he saw something in the sea, he went over it turned out to be 3 asylum seekers swimming trying to get to Kos! he...
  4. ceemac

    Call the Asylum quick...

    This is apparently from a Turkish chatshow where a guest, who believes he can fly and see into the future, goes 'bananas' for a moment - I really don't think the lift goes to the top with this guy but it's quite amusing nonetheless.. LiveLeak.com - Guy Going Crazy while Tv Show Incidentally...
  5. KKOB

    Have The Lunatics Taken Over Asylum ?

    Two young children are to be adopted by a gay couple, despite the protests of their grandparents. The devastated grandparents were told they would never see the youngsters again unless they dropped their opposition. The couple, who cannot be named, wanted to give the five-year-old boy and his...
  6. jnj

    Visit to the asylum

    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to...
  7. Struggs

    Asylum Test

    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is the criteria which defines a patient to be institutionalised. "Well" said the Director "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub". OK...
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