This is allegedly an actual message on an answering machine at a school in Australia being sued by parents who want their kids’ failing grades changed to passes even though they had been absent between 15 and 30 times during the term and hadn’t completed enough school-work to merit a pass...
A number of banks impose fees of 3 Turkish Liras when they call their customers to warn them of their approaching debt payment deadline. Banks are also set to charge 3 liras for SMS texts warning customers, as of Sept. 1.
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Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..."
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.