1. bickern

    Suggestions for your signature or amusing quotes.

    It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." —Mark Twain The average woman...
  2. Andy

    An amusing Aussie Poem

    Aussie Poem The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clock The cocky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock. He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs, The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams. He stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a...
  3. no-nem

    Corkage! an amusing story.

    Last week I was with 2 of my workers in a restaurant near Antalya having our evening meal after a hard days graft, when a Couple with British accents entered the restaurant with quite a grand entrance, back slapping and hand shaking,even went over to the fat controler who ıssues the hesaps and...
  4. Andy

    Amusing Facts

    20 Amusing Irrelevant Facts 1. Walter Cavanaugh, "Mr. Plastic Fantastic," has 1,196 different valid credit cards. 2. The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred. 3. In 1987, a 1,400-year-old lump of still-edible cheese was unearthed in Ireland. 4. There is a...
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