A young blonde was on vacation in Africa . She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go...
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.
He puts the alligator up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal."
"I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my
"Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute."
"Then open his mouth...