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    Is the nazme Peme turkish?

    Hi All Talking to a guy last week who didnt look Turkish but swore down he was and that his name Peme was very Turkish. Has anyone heard this name before or was he kidding us?
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    Typical Male Comment

    A middle aged woman standing nude looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible - I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are getting saggier every day. I find a new wrinkle every morning and I think I ll have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size." Sitting down with her head in...
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    Religion from a childs point of view

    Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you know the bible even a little, you'll find this hilarious! It comes from a catholic elementary school test kids were asked questions about the old and new testaments. The following statements about the Bible were written by children. They...
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    the BIG Question!

    Hi All We`ve finally cracked it! Out Tapu is now through,our agent is organising the utilities, we`re getting the apartment cleaned , we`re bringing out bedding, we`re organising insurance and we`ve even booked our flight for 29/06/06 to arrive BUT the big question I need answering is : > > >...
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    Footie Joke

    Stick with it............... Julius Caesar is addressing the Roman crowd. "Friends Romans and Countrymen, lend me your ears. Tomorrow I take our glorious army to conquer Northern Europe and I shall start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return victorious." The crowd are up on their...
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    The Offside Rule - female version!

    You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would...
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    E-Bay cheap flights software

    Don`t know how many of you have seen this on ebay but we bought the Thompson fly software last month. The 10 Pack is great value for money covering the following Airlines: Aer Arann, BMI Baby, Easyjet, First Choice, Flybe, Fly Monarch, Jet2, Ryanair, ThomsonFly, Wizzair Heres the best link...
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    Enforcing Maintenance/Services charges

    Just wondered if anyone knows the rules and regulations regarding this? Is there a simple enforcable rule or is that too easy? We are in the process of purchasing a resale property and understand that some of the property owners dont contribute and havent done since purchasing. These include...
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    Solicitors in Fethiye area

    Hi Can anyone recommend an English speaking solicitor for a proposed property purchase early Jan 2006. Not quite sure whether we will let the agent take care of it or whether we should appoint a solicitor. Would appreciate any view either way either here or by private email. Hope to hear...
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    Onur Estates in Fethiye

    Hi all Has anyone had any dealings with Onur Estates of Fethiye? Would like to hear all about them, good or bad. Send private email if necessary.
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    Where is Bozbuk?

    We are considering visiting Akbuk with a view to purchase but have also had mention of Bozbuk. I have googled it to death and been unable to find out anything. Would appreciate any info anyone may have on it. Are there any new developments being built there and by who, any website links...
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    New Member looking to purchase!

    Hi All Found this site today after a couple of weeks surfing Altinkum sites. Must say really pleased to many seasoned homeowners giving good advice. We haven`t been in Turkey for some 6 years now so suppose it`s changed quite a bit. We first visited Kusadasi some 17 years ago when the TL was...
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